Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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