I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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