Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He felt like a one man threesome
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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