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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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