Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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