i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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