Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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