hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I bet he comes in French.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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