Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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