I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize