So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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