she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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