rhymes with "ouble enetration"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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