just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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