Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
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