talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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