Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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