is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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