I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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