im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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