ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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