so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
