ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Success! We fucked roommates!
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