Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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