I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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