brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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