you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
