You can't motorboat a personality
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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