PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
she was so not down for the gang bang
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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