the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
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