I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
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