I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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