Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Randomize
