I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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