To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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