final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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