You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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