Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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