It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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