My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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