so explain again why im purple
no
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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