it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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