Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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