found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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