Me. At least after what I've been through.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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