called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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