I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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