Buhtt sex?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
