this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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