Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
PS: I just woke up from my shower
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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