I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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