I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Green mimosas i think yes
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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