you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I just opened my filing cabinet at work for the first time in months. It looks just like my pantry: nothing but peanut butter and whiskey.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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