You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
