His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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