Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
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