So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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